Welcome to Bigfoot’s Farm
A real, functioning farm run by two people who had absolutely no business starting one. And yet — here we are. Animals fed, fences mostly standing, dignity long gone.
Found us through Facebook? Yes. It’s all true.
Every day I post about whatever this farm is doing to me, and every day the internet says “there’s no way that happened.” It happened. It’s still happening. This website exists because enough of you demanded a place to keep up with the chaos that doesn’t involve an algorithm deciding whether you deserve to see it.
Meet the Animals
The crew. The instigators. The reason we can’t have nice things.
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The daily dispatches, now safe from the algorithm. Uncensored, unhinged, unfiltered.
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